tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15290406.post1780815876853749287..comments2024-03-08T17:48:05.678-05:00Comments on Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: RelationshipsRodger the Real King of Francehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11349261387199416434noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15290406.post-25189703465401580432015-03-14T19:13:11.371-04:002015-03-14T19:13:11.371-04:00Why do brides wear white?
Because the dishwasher s...Why do brides wear white?<br />Because the dishwasher should match the refrigerator and stove.<br /><br />Why do women have smaller feet than men?<br />So they can stand closer to the sink.<br /><br />What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?<br />It doesn't matter what you say to her; you already know she doesn't fucking listen!<br /><br />Moo-lin-yan Nabo-li-donAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15290406.post-29097701683201559442015-03-13T21:03:03.287-04:002015-03-13T21:03:03.287-04:00That's why we have marriage. You can pay a wom...That's why we have marriage. You can pay a woman to cook for you. You can pay a woman to clean for you. You can pay a woman to raise your children. You can pay a woman to do just about anything. Put if you pay her for nookie, they will put you in jai!<br />TimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15290406.post-27032147108180392332015-03-13T18:22:55.381-04:002015-03-13T18:22:55.381-04:00^ Lady leans over and whispers, "I'll do ...^ Lady leans over and whispers, "I'll do <i>anything</i> for $100."<br />Feller says, "Okay," drives her back to his place and says, "Paint my house."<br />(third-oldest joke I can remember)DougMhttp://sondrakistan.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15290406.post-35423767955075875172015-03-13T16:15:54.574-04:002015-03-13T16:15:54.574-04:00That reminds me of the joke where a man walks into...That reminds me of the joke where a man walks into a bar and finds on the wall:<br /><br />Cheese sandwiches - $2.00<br />Handjobs - $10.00<br /><br />Looking at the cute woman behind the counter, he asks: "Are you the one that gives the handjobs?"<br /><br />She answers with a smile: "Yes, I am"<br /><br />The man replies: "Well wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich."Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15969361446367636746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15290406.post-42136076290511494142015-03-13T14:40:22.009-04:002015-03-13T14:40:22.009-04:00Whoa, dude - check out her TOASTER!
--Jimmy don\&#...Whoa, dude - check out her TOASTER!<br />--Jimmy don\'t play thatAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15290406.post-87935797950948337782015-03-13T13:35:56.081-04:002015-03-13T13:35:56.081-04:00it's best if she doesn't speak english. th...it's best if she doesn't speak english. then i don't have to listen to her.<br />hilary in yoga pantsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15290406.post-6856306222268945052015-03-13T10:43:55.998-04:002015-03-13T10:43:55.998-04:00• Hey, 'em sammiches ain't gonna make them...• Hey, 'em sammiches ain't gonna make themselves.<br /><br />• Her ketchup fortune helps.<br /><br />• There's the citizenship.DougMhttp://sondrakistan.comnoreply@blogger.com