Samurai Attorney General TFV, and Special Services Commodore Colonel Juicy have formed a Barn Army Reserve (BAR) uniform design committee. I had some ideas about uniforms
This is Colonel-Major Jodi for my B-52 crew, but will keep them to myself so as not to unduly influence their creations. Thank you.
I'm telling you Rodge, it'd be all too cool to see a full layout of the ranking system. From top to bottom along the chain of command. :-D I wanna know who's who so I can suck up to the right people. Being a warrant officer in the diaper change and babysitting division can't be long term for me.
ReplyDeleteHigh Five to Ya, joshfahrni-man! You're the bomb of young skulls "not" full of mush.;))
ReplyDeleteGod Bless and keep you, Young Josh.
Special Services Commodore Colonel Juicy!
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Holy-Shit Rodgie...no es nessarario? True. I am civilian volunteer. Most humbly, Sir, Juice STG.
Nice to see you back, Josh. I missed your refreshing wisdom beyond your years, hope all is well with you.
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PS. Mighty Schlong, that's a dandy tropical uniform, but prolly a mite chilly for B-52 at altitude or winter midnite barn meetings; we want our army to be comfortable and battle ready.
Ah-Ha! If the anticipated deluge of B-52 donations come in on schedule, the bomber will be equipped with 6 artificial gas fireplaces!
ReplyDeleteI see you're sticking with the tradtitional Air Force blue.
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Josh, I would love to list a TOE (Table of Organization & Equipment) but, unfortunately, most of my battlefield commissions went unrecorded, and I have no idea who's who. Didn't I make you a Corporal Ensign of the field artillary?
ReplyDeleteHey rodger, I thought that was my job !!!
ReplyDeleteAs a retired Orion crewman, I was more than willing to serve on your B-52. But you really wouldnt want to see me in that uniform. And it would be HARD for me to get anything done with my fellow crewmen looking like that.
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You have a point Tim, but so far I have an all Amazon Woman crew on the '52, except for Lt. Gen. Col. Tailgunner Dick, and he's always naked.
ReplyDeleteKeep them together for a couple of months (until their cycles line up) and then turn them loose. I'm still willing to help whenever girls are around.
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