| A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against
the
headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its
face. The egg,
looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over,
and says, "Well, I
guess we finally answered THAT question. |
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What is the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it will die.
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...and the chicken says, "Well, this may be cannibalism, but prepare to get EATEN!!!"
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