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Monday, February 26, 2007

Islamo pedos

I wuv you. Yes I do.

Islamic Teachings on sex with infants:

"A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate. If he penetrates and the child is harmed then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however would not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister."

The complete Persian text of this saying can be found in "Ayatollah Khomeini in Tahrirolvasyleh, Fourth Edition, Darol Elm, Qom"

 

Islamic Teachings on sex with animals:

"The meat of horses, mules, or donkeys is not recommended. It is strictly forbidden if the animal was sodomized while alive by a man. In that case, the animal must be taken outside the city and sold."

Editor's notes: I wonder if it is OK to sodomize a dead animal? What happens if the buyer brings the poor animal back into the city?

"If one commits an act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed as quickly as possible and burned, and the price of it paid to its owner by him who sodomized it."

Editor's note: The poor animal first is sodomized and then killed and burned. What an Islamic justice towards animals? Where are the animal
rights group?

"It is forbidden to consume the excrement of animals or their nasal secretions. But if such are mixed in minute proportions into other foods their consumption is not forbidden."

"If a man (God protect him from it!) fornicates with an animal and ejaculates, ablution is necessary."

Editor's note: It does not say who should have ablution: the animal or the man?


Dr. Homa Darabi Foundation

6 comments:

  1. Nasal secretions?? Boogers??? No virgins if you eat boogers? Dang, that seems awfully harsh. Takes out just about all my whole second grade. Well, the boys that is. Girls don't do that.

    It's no wonder these MoFos are so twisted. Rules about sodomizing animals? *hit on a stick.
    MM

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  2. I see no mention of ear wax. I figured the imams would have covered everything. But nooo . . . .

    Inshallah.

    Allah.

    Holla'.

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  3. These sick assholes at the same time they are eating shit and boogers are telling the People of England that there must be special places and schools provided for the Yute of islam because if they cut wind or fart they must wash instantly. I bet after a meal of beand and cabbage they never get anything done but washing there hands all damn day.

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  4. "Camel Boogers." I might start using that as a new term for Islamofascists.

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  5. Da penultimate Camel-sh-h-heep an'goat Booger Buggers!

    Taking lead from da *cough* ladies in blue above....Here's a Cheer:

    Hoo-o-o-os insane? Rah,Rah!
    Ouday!..Ousay!!! oh yeah!
    Papa Sadaammah yeah rah!

    Dayz all insane.....!

    HOO-O-O-O-O-O-OSANE....! snap

    (sound of a single cricket chirping)


    Mix equal parts of C-4,phosphorus and napalm gel.... hummmm? What?

    Oh yeah....a recipe for Islamopaste.

    -Sven in Colorado

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