UncyclopediA

FOR EYES ONLY

The UNcyclpediA While studying pictures of Speaker Hankey during this Congitariat strategy session (on "rogue nuclear countries, other than the United States"), I was intrigued by the manual she was holding.  I put my crack staff on it, and lo, its the North Korea Volume of  the UNcyclopediA.  That's right, the official UN analysis of the world.  As you would expect of the UN, this book is like nothing you've ever seen before.  It's easy to see why House Democrats can display the levels of understanding we've witnessed.  NOTE: This is TOP SECRET for EYES ONLY. Don't go bragging to your lefty friends that we have their source book.