Saturday, March 25, 2017

The Last Selfie




Hey There!

A Micky Mouse Proof of Birth


                                      




Obama's Micky Mouse Proof of Birth

Preface: A few weeks ago I mentioned in a post (I haven't mastered archive search on this Blog format yet) Obama's phony birth documentation.  A commenter dismissed me with "Bill O'Reilly researched this and found a news paper with his birth announcement.  This subject is dead!"

Bull Shit.




On June 28, 2008, Honolulu resident Thelma Lefforge Young passed away. Mrs. Lefforge's address of 6085 Kalanianaole Hwy would soon appear on the web in a August 13, 1961 Honolulu Sunday Advertiser birth announcement: 'Mr. and Mrs. Barack H. Obama, 6085 Kalanianaole Hwy., son, August 4.'

Best evidence is that an image of the August 13 Honolulu Sunday Advertiser (with twenty-five birth listings) was first posted on the web sometime around July 23, 2008 by a documentary filmmaker named Lori Starfelt on a TexasDarlin blog.


Bill O'Reilly stated that although he is "very busy," he has in fact himself "looked into the birth certificate" and "found out there were two separate birth announcements made in Honolulu newspapers on the day Barack Obama was born."  Huh? [Are Obama's 1961 Birth Announcements Fake?]

[...]  I tried to track down in Hawaii the newspapers that allegedly had Obama’s birth announcements within them and found that some papers still existed in the 2007/2008 presidential campaign cycle. They were sold to a person unnamed by my contact for a high price according to him. He did not possess them; another antique dealer did. My contact did not know if Obama’s “birth announcements” actually appeared in the newspapers that were sold.

 [...] Why has no one come forward to help Obama by revealing the original newspapers with the announcement? Obama and his friends are millionaires; if Obama’s name was actually in those newspapers, Obama or David Axelrod or Valerie Jarrett or George Soros would have found them at any cost and plastered them everywhere. There is no advantage of not showing these original newspapers unless the person is getting paid off not to show them if Obama’s announcement isn’t there. [...]

See (scroll) below the tampered with microfilm from the California State Library. The California State Library Honolulu Advertiser microfilm for Obama’s alleged birth date was completely out of the ordinary. All of the microfilms were the same except two for 1961 the reel the contained Obama’s alleged birth announcement was a completely different color (dark brown when the rest were light gray) and texture (the reel was smooth and all of the rest had a textured finish). The other one was the same color, style, and texture and confirmed to be of the same era as the others by a reel manufacturer. Nothing was known about the Obama brown reel. [Western Journilism]

Even a modest level of critical thinking would demand a high level of skepticism.  Sheesh.

Wisconsin Weasel Meets Expectations











HollywoodGloats, Jokes & Otherwise Reacts To Trumpcare Failure


Obamacare’s Failure Cannot Be Blamed OnTrump As Premiums Go Up By 75% In The Near Future.


The forecast for Obamacare premiums for the near future are to go up by 75%, and there are real people, sick people, average American people who will be hurt by this. Did anyone really care? I think President Trump did – that is why he tried to replace it.

From the start, I had little faith in any plan the Wisconsin Weasel and his band of Kittens would offer. Rand Paul's plan was, by all accounts, not only a nice replacement, but and damned good one. I don't blame Trump one bit for this setback.  If I was Paul Ryan, I would tonight be figuring out that Trump has set me up for a fall.  So, who is the best person in the current government to restructure any failing program?  Duh. Donald Trump.   A congress truly wanting to deliver the best plan for the nation would demand that the President himself write the legislation, and then pass it without debate. 

Friday, March 24, 2017

Mad Cow Disease?






You Ignorant Sluts




Retards Are Us                       





Sarah Lawrence College wants all official school publications to adhere to a set of “Gender Neutral Language Guidelines” that prohibit the use of terms such as “brotherhood” and “mankind.”





While the guidelines specifically apply only to “publications and policy statements whose primary audience is enrolled students” at the college, the document does make clear that “reducing unnecessary gender reference in all materials is ideal.”

“Sarah Lawrence College has chosen to make exception to select grammatical rules (i.e. pronoun agreement).”   


In an effort to avoid confusion, the guidelines recommend including disclaimers on all gender-neutralized materials stating that “Sarah Lawrence College has chosen to make exception to select grammatical rules (i.e. pronoun agreement).”

The guidelines go on to suggest the usage of “plural non-gendered pronouns to replace singular gendered pronouns,” even while acknowledging that the technique is “grammatically incorrect,” explaining that “when absolutely unavoidable” the “exception” can be acknowledged “in the note recommended above.”

Meanwhile, the “recommended guidelines” suggest avoiding “conditional sentences introduced by if or when,” because such sentences often “require the use of pronouns.”

The guide concludes with a list of “gendered words” to avoid “by using substitutes instead,” suggesting, for example, terms such as “kinship” or “solidarity” in place of “brotherhood,” and neutral phrases like “nurturing” or “fostering” instead of “fathering” and “mothering.”

Blah Blah Blah

I have no other words ....

Bulletin



FWIW, we are working on restoring referral links, et. al. to this new format.  Also, Linda is working on allowing us to use your home wiring system and watch you take a shower.  Well, so far she refuses, but I'm sure she will come around.  $$$ Ahem.

THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL US
















THE TERRORISTS AREN'T TRYING TO "DEFEAT OUR VALUES", THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL US





Right on cue. The canned response to terror.

"The location of this attack was no accident. The terrorist chose to strike at the heart of our capital city where people of all nationalities, religions and cultures come together to celebrate the values of liberty, democracy and freedom of speech. These streets of Westminster, home to the world's oldest parliament are ingrained with a spirit of freedom that echoes in some of the furthest corners of the globe.

"And the values our Parliament represents - democracy, freedom, human rights, the rule of law, command the admiration and respect of free people everywhere. That is why it is a target for those who reject those values. Let me make it clear today, as I have had cause to do before, any attempt to defeat our values through violence and terror is doomed to failure."

The PM at least doesn't mention that Islam is a religion of peace. That's progress. FULL


The closest (non-nation state)  parallel I can think of to this threat is the indiscriminate killing machine of Pablo Escobar.  His Columbian drug network was undone only after the U.S. DEA used cash, intelligence, bribes, and political leverage to get officials to find, and kill/capture the entire lot.  That effort depended on law abiding Colombians to aid the police and join the fray. At risk to their very lives. Extrapolate.

The estimated 30% of U.S. Muslims who eschew Sharia, and all the other Islamo crap,  in their communities have to step up in a similar manner. It will necessarily be bloody, but that's the price we  must pay because of, and I blame Ted Kennedy here, liberal immigration policies that have ruined the process that made us a unified nation.

So much for that catchy tune




Grin

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Today's Great Trick



Snagged from Andrew Zimmern in The Ozarks.  Can't wait to try it!

Mirror Mirror On the wall








A BAWNY REDUX



Barney Frank has spent his entire career attacking “right-wingers,” yet Frank did more to help the efforts of the real right-wingers, Islamic terrorists attacking America, than has any American politician in history. His stated reason for doing it, sponsoring a bill that struck the exclusion clause from the Immigration and Nationality Act in 1989, was to help left-wing poets, particularly his friend Gabriel Garcia Marquez, the author of “My Melancholy Whores,” enter the country legally to sell books. Marquez was denied a visa by the State Department because of his ties to Fidel Castro. As a member of Congress, Frank could have chosen to sponsor a trip for the harmless Marquez himself. Instead he sponsored a law that made it possible for all visa applicants to enter the country legally unless there was “proof” they had been involved in “terrorist activities.” Any lawyer worth a damn would tell you that it would be difficult to prove that Osama bin Laden was involved in “terrorist activities.”
His stated reason for doing it, sponsoring a bill that struck the exclusion clause from the Immigration and Nationality Act in 1989, was to help left-wing poets, particularly his friend Gabriel Garcia Marquez, the author of “My Melancholy Whores,” enter the country legally to sell books.

Gerald Posner, in his book “Why America Slept: The Failure to Prevent 9/11,” wrote that Frank had “led a successful effort to amend the Immigration and Nationality Act so that membership in a terrorist group was no longer sufficient to deny a visa. Under Frank’s amendment, which seems unthinkable post–Sept. 11, a visa could only be denied if the government could prove that the applicant had committed an act of terrorism.” Former CIA directors James Woolsey and George Tenet have both testified that Congress had opened the floodgates to terrorists. After its passage, terrorists associated with Hamas and al-Qaida began entering the country with legal visas, began recruiting domestic terrorists and sending funds to overseas “charities,” according to the congressional testimony of terrorism expert Steven Emerson.


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"AnnCoulter: We Have Now Hit Full-On Crazy" references this Barney Frank piece of work.  Between him and Ted Kennedy, more damage was done to our country, with the possible exception of the Clinton/Obama presidencies. Here's a short look at his permanent record.

MOST POWERFUL ARGUMENT I HAVE HEARD AGAINST SANCTUARY CITIES IN AMERICA.



Six Life Hacks

Res Ipsa Loquitur        





SIX THINGS

4up


{1} Once all villagers decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all the people gathered, but only one boy came with an umbrella.

That's FAITH.

{2} When you throw babies in the air, they laugh because they know you will catch them.

That's TRUST.

{3}  Every night we go to bed without any assurance of being alive the next morning, but still we set the alarms to wake up.

That's HOPE.

{4} We plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future.

That's CONFIDENCE.

{5} We see the world suffering, but still we get married and have children.

That's LOVE.

{6} On an old man's shirt was written a sentence I am not 80 years old; I am sweet 16 with 64 years of experience.'

That's ATTITUDE.


Have a happy day and live your life like the six stories. When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it's like a mini-vacation.

"GOOD FRIENDS ARE THE RARE JEWELS OF LIFE... DIFFICULT TO FIND AND IMPOSSIBLE TO REPLACE!


Via the vocalist from my garage band; Guy "Francois" Ellis

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Student Speech Codes




   





Welcome to the Spotlight Speech Codes Database


An overwhelming majority of colleges and universities across the country deny students the rights they are granted under the First Amendment or institutional promises. Every year, FIRE reads through the rules governing student speech at more than 400 of our nation's biggest and most prestigious universities to document the institutions that ignore students' rights—or don't tell the truth about how they've taken them away. FIRE's Spotlight database will tell you if your school is one of them.



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University of Maryland – College Park has been given the speech code rating Green. Green light institutions are those colleges and universities whose policies nominally protect free speech.

How's your school  doing?

Atomic Ache


 




Nothing says "Monday" quite like the threat of imminent nuclear destruction from a diminutive, family-murdering psychopath. In this case, we're referring to North Korea's Kim Jong-un (also known as the "Pillsbury Dough Boy of Death") who has declared that if a "single bullet is fired" by U.S. forces in Korea, they will nuke us into oblivion.

Even with a famously calm, cautious, and cool-headed President like Donald Trump delicately handling the crisis, it is at least a little bit worrisome to contemplate North Korea's desire to wreak havoc on our nation and the world. Especially since they could quite possibly pull it off, thanks to our old friends Bill and Hillary Clinton.

As you may recall if you don't get all your news from mainstream media, Hillary "That Glass Ceiling Is Thicker Than It Looks" Clinton and her husband raised tens of millions of dollars for their (ahem) "charitable foundation" by peddling State Department access and favors, as well as signing off on highly questionable deals like selling 20% of America's uranium reserves to Russia.

But this was hardly new behavior for the gruesome twosome. Way back in 1996, when the Clintons were actually renting out the Lincoln bedroom for sleazy celebrity romps in return for campaign contributions, Bill struck a controversial deal (again for hefty campaign donations) to let the Loral Corporation sell advanced missile guidance technology to China.

After which, in a spontaneous burst of unbridled capitalism, China sold the technology to the lunatics running North Korea - a terrifying and entirely predictable outcome which the Clintons didn't give a flying damn about as long as their illicit checks cleared. Some things never change.

And are Hillary's supporters outraged over this? They are not - and probably wouldn't be even if they'd heard of this existential nuclear threat and the attendant scandals (which they haven't). Instead, they spent the weekend in breathless distress over reports that climate change could cause mammals to shrink by as much as 15%.

In this nightmarish scenario, horses would become the size of slightly smaller horses, Great Danes would become the size of regular Danes, and the average sociopathic asshole would be exactly the size of Kim Jong-un. Atomic Ache


skoonj

OUCH

Res Ipsa Loquitur
 

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When the usher noticed a man stretched across three seats in the movie theater, he walked over and whispered "Sorry sir, but you are allowed only one seat." The man moaned but didn't budge. "Sir," the usher said more loudly, "if you don't move, I'll have to call the manager." The man moaned again but stayed where he was. The usher left and returned with the manager, who, after several attempts at dislodging the fellow, called the police.

The cop looked at the reclining man and said, "All right, what's your name, joker?" "Joe", he mumbled. "And where are you from, Joe?"


Joe responded, painfully, "the balcony."


Mr Mann

Sitting Ducks

Hey There!

Family Matters





cinema à la carte                                 









I  watched the entire season of Versally in pretty much one dose.  Louis XIV, who reigned for nigh on 70 years, was a real pisser. At just 5'2" he lends himself to portrayal by most Hollywood actors, so there's that bit of reality too.  His brother, Philippe I, Duke of Orléans, was unabashedly effeminate and homosexual, and I do admit to having some squeamish moments with his bedroom play; but it's historically accurate, as is the entire production.  There is a steady stream of heterosex going on however, and none of the women are ugly.  We learn that ladies of that period did not go Brazillion. I finished the 10th, and final episode to discover that I was watching season one!  AWK. And S2 is yet to arrive. I'm left hanging.

 By the by, NetFlix is abandoning its rating system in April. Evidently because of complaints by the likes of Amy Schumer, that people who think she's a filthy slut and a boorish one trick pony gave her movie one star (
I know I did) and that  hurt her box office.   Where was I?  Oh, right, I give Versally 5 stars because, what else can I do after going without sleep and showers until I finished.

On a sad note, after watching a Louie C.K. special, the end credits memorialized recently passed comedians  One on them was John Pinette! Holy crap.  He died a few years ago  and I had no idea.  Over the years I've come to, not just like his humor, but think of him as a friend.  Srsly. I actually teared up. 

Me and MoSup habitually watch a movie/series with dinner.  Our all-time favorite series is Blue Bloods.  Amazon has six seasons, and we have S7  recorded live.  Having exhausted them all, we wanted to redo The Mentalist, but the CBS show is impossible to find.  Amazon is selling the series on CD for a mere $149.   Too much.  I went to eBay and bought the entire series, shrink wrapped box set, for $50!  We're now on season 2. 

When we finish I retire to my den, from whence I read mail, an watch more movies.  MoSup goes to One World News and immerses herself in the politcal outrages of the day.  This is a total role reversal.  I do my best to ignore the daily machinations of our ratbastard congress, and other Obamunists.  Because I must. Or go insane.



Click-Click








Stu Tarlowe <stu@tarlowe.com>

Check out Mrs. Brown's first article for American Thinker!

"A Catholic College Disses Crusaders", by Kathy Brown, Esq.


Excerpt:

Last week, Alvernia University, an ostensibly Catholic university in Reading, Pennsylvania, announced it had scuttled its teams’ “Crusader” mascot and removed the name and image of “Crusaders” from its various team and university logos. More than just the most recent casualty in the Islamic war against the West, this strikes at the very heart of Judeo-Christian culture, namely, the Crusaders!

 It is not too much to say that, but for those real “holy warriors”, the West would not be the West, and indeed we'd all be chanting Allahu Akhbar five times a day with our rumps in the air and all the (genitally mutilated) women at the back of the bus. Sorry, I meant the mosque. Yes, Alvernia U. this week distinguished itself from the ranks of your everyday, run-of-the-mill quislings and topped the charts in the perfidy derby. Caving to pressure from the Muslim Students’ Association (part and parcel of the Muslim Brotherhood), Alvernia removed all references to the name and image of a “Crusader”. The replacement has yet to appear, but we may all rest assured that it will be something “diverse”, something “inclusive”, and above all something not “troublesome” or “offensive” (which was how the Crusader mascot/logo was characterized by Alvernia’s officials, for whom the great courage of those knightly Crusaders might as well be entombed with their bones). Of course, the replacement won't include any “Catholic” names. Or “Christian”, or “Jewish”. No saints need apply, and as for anything even vaguely smacking of “whiteness”, well...!


Cheers,  ST


I am girding my loins for battle! As soon as I find the fabled "girds." Amazon does not carry them.

DO NOT HANG UP THE PHONE ....

irs

In 2015, Senator Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) highlighted the problem in a letter to the IRS Commissioner John Koskinen, explaining that “In a tax system based on voluntary compliance, the integrity of the tax administration process and protection of taxpayer rights is of paramount importance. To those ends, Congress put in place specific restrictions on government action in the examination process.”



The strangest thing about the IRS is that Lois Lerner is not (NOT) in prison; and Donald Trump has left IRS Commissioner John Koskinen at the helm?!?. Meanwhile, the agency continue to bolster tax collection/political assassination weaponry with this killer.  Extrapolation must lead to the point where the IRS will deputize bill collection agencies to scrutinize tax return information for a commission.



Monday, March 20, 2017

ISIS: Need Man Who Can Throw the BOMB



MOSUL, SYRIA – After a period of time where it appeared Colin Kaepernick may be out of a job for quite some time, he’s finally found a home.

According to ESPN’s Adam Schefter, ISIS has decided to sign the former 49ers quarterback to a one-year deal worth in upwards of $7 million.

Kaepernick opted out of his contract with San Francisco weeks ago, and hadn’t garnered much interest even with numerous teams in need of veteran quarterbacks, until now of course.

“الأَبْجَدِيَّة العَرَبِيَّة‎‎الأَبْجَدِيَّة الالأَبْجَدِيَّة العَرَبِيَّة‎‎ يَّة‎‎ ” said ISIS GM Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

“We think he can be a strong asset for us, a translator said. “He’s not very accurate, but with bombs and grenades, that isn’t the most important of attributes.”

“He is quite explosive though,” he added. “At only 7 million, he’s a real bang for your buck.”

 Daily Snark

NUMBERS





                                           






Not making the charts: Illegal Aliens
. Trump got 31.9% of the heathen vote.

Sunday, March 19, 2017

The Real Joe Pesci ...

                 
There are of course 1.7 trillion factoid videos available on You Tube.  I culled this one from the herd because "The Real Reason We Don't Hear About Joe Pesci Anymore" surprised me. And, it's fluffy.