Joke

Am I Blue ...

A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Ed and Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor.  "You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said Ed. "My thang's turnin' blue."  "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you." The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's  "thang" really was blue.  The doctor turns to Arlene,  "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed for you?"  "Yep, shore am," she replied brightly.  "And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"  "Grape," she said Merrily