scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Thanks, Rodger, for a little "truth in advertising."
Pregnancy test commercials need some work too. you know the ones where the lady announces, gleefully to her hubby -- "We're Pregnant!"
In the lady stumbles into a crackhouse toilet with a pregometer, closes the door, you hear water, then... "&^@#$%!!!"
Or the teen girl who says "OMG! My mom's gonna KILL me!"
Or the maried lady who gleefully announces she's pregnant and hubby daydreams of selling his motorcycle, his wife trading in the miniskirt for sweats and cruise ship vacations being substituted for trips to Chuckie Cheese. Camera comes back to husband who feigns excitement and says "That's great, honey."
I just rode my BMW K1100RS roundtrip from San Diego to Yuma today, about 400 miles. All of it was thrilling, some terrifying, crosswinds in the mountains, but now I'm exhausted, AND TOTALLY JACKED ON SIX HOURS OF ADRENALINE!
I say his.....he just has the look of a progresssssive
ReplyDeleteThanks, Rodger, for a little "truth in advertising."
ReplyDeletePregnancy test commercials need some work too. you know the ones where the lady announces, gleefully to her hubby -- "We're Pregnant!"
In the lady stumbles into a crackhouse toilet with a pregometer, closes the door, you hear water, then... "&^@#$%!!!"
Or the teen girl who says "OMG! My mom's gonna KILL me!"
Or the maried lady who gleefully announces she's pregnant and hubby daydreams of selling his motorcycle, his wife trading in the miniskirt for sweats and cruise ship vacations being substituted for trips to Chuckie Cheese. Camera comes back to husband who feigns excitement and says "That's great, honey."
--Jack
OMG, Jack nailed it!!! Are you the same Jack who did the ACLU letter denoting all the tiny crosses?? That was awesome satire as I recall! ;D
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ReplyDeleteGott Damb, JACK!!! You just made me realize why I don't have a motorcycle......yet.....
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I just rode my BMW K1100RS roundtrip from San Diego to Yuma today, about 400 miles. All of it was thrilling, some terrifying, crosswinds in the mountains, but now I'm exhausted, AND TOTALLY JACKED ON SIX HOURS OF ADRENALINE!
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You Rock, Casca! I like those Beemer K bikes. It went from 70 degrees to snow again here last week. Seems like I work on all the nice days.
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ReplyDeleteThx. Unfortunateyl, the ACLU letter was the work of someone much more clever than me. -- Jack