While I was making hot dogs for breakfast just now, I was thinking about this parallel.
"What would I do if I knew this was my last day on earth" is pretty much the same as "What would I do if Hillary Clinton was elected president.?"
That in turn reminded me about the airline passenger, a guy, seated
next to the most voluptuous women he'd ever seen. When the plane suddenly pitched forward the captain intercommed, "Ladies and
Gentleman, we've lost our controls, and I'm sorry to tell you we're
going to crash." The guy thought. "What the hell," and
pulled the girl into the aisle and was humping the heck out of her
while she screamed bloody murder. Just then the plane leveled and
the captain came back on. "Ladies and gentlemen, thank God.
We've regained control."
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Either I dont get it or part of the punch line is missing.
ReplyDeleteTim
The guy is raping her because he has nothing to lose. The punch is "We have regained control."
ReplyDeleteWhoa, first he was just humping her...now he's raping her?!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was hysterical first time around. Imagery, you know?
Yeah, your way is better. Humping.
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