scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Friday, March 02, 2007
squirrel catapult
WHY WE WIN!
Merrily sent me a package containing these items.
1 cheap,
plastic colander
4 bungee cords
some peanuts.
The enclosed note said simply, "Make something." So I did.
Now you know once you start that,they'll all be over to the house and it'll be "do it again,do it again!" and they wont let you quit til it's too dark out to see...Just like a bunch of little kids....Course,they don't mind eatin you out of a couple pounds of peanuts as well.
That was the funnest thing I have seen in years. Its linked on www.somethingawfull.com now. Oddly enough it pisses off moonbats and makes normal folks laugh.
Wow. Have seen or heard the word funnelator since my college days! We had the 'surgical hose' tied to the funnel and then two broomsticks. Two guys would man those on either side of our 3rd floor dorm window and wo be ye iffin' ya was within 100 yards of us...
Hahahaha- oh that makes my belly hurt! I have GOT to make me one of those!!
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Now you know once you start that,they'll all be over to the house and it'll be "do it again,do it again!" and they wont let you quit til it's too dark out to see...Just like a bunch of little kids....Course,they don't mind eatin you out of a couple pounds of peanuts as well.
ReplyDeleteMake me one for pigeons, will you?
ReplyDeleteOh you mean they survive it? Well forget it then. I thought it was just an entertaining way to exterminate the little bastards.
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That's truly LOL funny. All I can ask is better focus on the long shots.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, pretty soon all of the squirrels in the neighborhood will be lining up for it.
OT, but I'm too much of an effort conservationist to email this to you, Rodger.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.experienceoldspice.com/
Yeah, Old Spice smells like rancid lard, but that's a pretty cool trivia quiz. I only got 62%. *sniff*
skh
I am crying over here. It's items like this that keep my faith in America hanging on.
ReplyDeleteFire. I forgot to send you fire.
ReplyDelete~Merrily
I guess you guys didn't see him flatten out against that tree? There won't be any replays for that rodent.
ReplyDeleteIt woulda burnt the box dummy. :D
ReplyDeleteThat was the funnest thing I have seen in years. Its linked on www.somethingawfull.com now.
ReplyDeleteOddly enough it pisses off moonbats and makes normal folks laugh.
We need a much larger version of one of these. Put it outside Congressman Jefferson's door and put a bundle of cash in it.
ReplyDeleteSPADOINNNNNNNNG!!!!!!!!
Pffft. First seen in 1973, called a Funnelator.
ReplyDeleteIt will launch a water balloon beyond belief.
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ReplyDeleteWow. Have seen or heard the word funnelator since my college days! We had the 'surgical hose' tied to the funnel and then two broomsticks. Two guys would man those on either side of our 3rd floor dorm window and wo be ye iffin' ya was within 100 yards of us...
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RODGE! Hillariousness maximus. I almost believed that was your patio.
ReplyDeletePRS- You know that's right!
The background music, Porno for Pyros??
Not Porno for Pyros. Jane's Addiction.
ReplyDelete"Been Caught Stealing". Very fitting, even if it is an affront to all things musical.
ReplyDeleteAll that's missing is the brick wall five feet in front of the catapult.
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