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Just after I posted yesterday's "centerfold," I read this story:
It doesn't matter anymore whether Waxman is just
terminally stupid, or cynically using an obedient leftist media to turn
another sow's ear lie into democrat gold. Some of you will find
this hard to believe, but I am pretty emotional, and given to bouts of
black, murderous rage. As I put my coat on, MoSup asked, "Where
are you going?"
"D.C"
"Oh good, I'll come too and we can go to the Home and Garden Show."
"Huh?"
"I have discount tickets, we can take the Metro."
And, that's what we did. Had a great time, and the FBI is not after me for saying bad things to Congressman Piggy. One of the vendors was Verizon FIOS, which internet we
already have. What this young lady (Maria Brown, one sharp
cookie) talked me into doing was leave Direct TV for Verizon
FIOS TV. Since the fiber optic line is installed, the
switch is almost automatic. I took the opportunity to dump every
premium movie channel, so we'll save a bundle each month. A baby
step towards ruining Hollywood. Plus, because of the absurd law
placed on satellite providers that limit their local channel selection,
we'll get both DC and Baltimore locals now- for free! There is a
downside. Verizon does not offer RFD TV. I'll sure miss the cattle auctions.
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Henery Waxman funny you think he needs a special cover for that nose when he goes out in the rain. How would you like to sit across from that guy at chow?
ReplyDeleteHere in secret code I reveal my feelings for Mr. Waxman.
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I have never seen an anal wart but suspect they look exactly like Waxman.
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ReplyDeleteI can't wait until VIOS is available here....
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This is my prediction related to cable tv and hi-speed computer service.Within the next year,COMCAST will take over their partner,TIME-WARNER.
ReplyDeleteHey, been readin' ya all for a few months now an decided to pipe up. So Rodger, only his guts, I pretty much feel the same way about all of him and all his lyin' little buddies.
ReplyDeleteDo you own a jet, or a bazooka?
ReplyDeleteI live in Waxman's district. It has the largest homosexual population west of Las Vegas or something. All he has to do to get elected here is show that he is making the government use a ton of tax dollars to cure AIDS. The rest of the time he gets to pose for Holy Pictures trashing any homosexual demon: currently the drug cartel for not curing AIDS, horrible Republicans for not finding a cure for AIDS, and ignoring the fact that the best preventive measure against AIDS is to wear pants at all times. He will never lose in this district until AIDS is cured....so guess where he really stands.
ReplyDeleteI here when Waxman enters a room,people hide their cocaine.Boazo
ReplyDelete"Do you own a jet, or a bazooka?"
ReplyDeleteFunny you should ask. I'm working on a Bond, James Bond, type application at present.
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Hi Rodger,
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately I only own small calibers like .45's and .30-06, but my dad started me with firearms and survival skills (martial arts, improvised explosives, hunting, tracking, mountainman type stuff..you know, all the crazy end of civilization type stuff.) Just like algebra, they told you it would save your life someday...who'd a thought they'd be right? I've always wanted to fly and I like blowing things up so if you need a trainee...
Trainee? Hell, you passed our vetting process with flying colors, General Corporal rilerite.
ReplyDeleteSir, Thank you sir!
ReplyDeleteOh, please excuse me if I seem a bit extreme sometimes, mostly it's sarcasm mixed with frustration brought on by the fact that the average person seems to exhibit below average intelligence...at least in the voting booth.
OOPS, I'm new at this.
ReplyDeleteOh, an you all seem way above average, it's a pleasure. Wasn't GenCorp the company in the movie Resident evil?
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