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In
a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli)
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
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GDMFCSPOSdemocrats.......
ReplyDeleteI love it!
Nothing like a good acronym.
Vilmar
How do you think E. coli gets into your feces in the first place? Where do you think it comes from?
ReplyDeleteIf everyone would drink only alcohol, we could wipe out this scourge. But there's always one guy who won't get with the program.
AND that lowlife 'teetotaler' insists in craping in the reservoir.
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