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Egad - Edwards, Obana-Usama, and Hillary |
 At the conclusion of the two-hour debate, the candidates were asked what their top priority would be for their first 100 days in office: —Edwards: "travel the world" and "re-establish America's moral authority." |
Sing it with me, gang!
ReplyDelete"...here he is... Mz. America..."
Edwards mind is shit, isn't it? He really is just an empty suit. I'm certain he spends more time checking his looks in the mirror than reading.
Coupla weeks ago "The Shill" Clintoon was askin for help to find a song to characterize her campaign.
ReplyDeleteWell, I came up with one. Problem is that it fits damned near anybody on the left.
(To the tune of Jimmy Buffett’s “Margaritaville")
Runnin my campaign
Ready to complain
‘Bout everything that George Bush has done
Actin like I care
About havin clean air
Or anything else except number one
I wanna be your next president
Please let me tax and spend your dough
Bring the troops back and just abandon Iraq
And that’s all you really need to know.
Forget about borders
I’m givin the orders
There’s too many jobs that our people won’t do
Like roofin and pickin
And fryin our chicken
For minimum wage and a taco or two
So vote for me as your next president
I’ll show you how it all should work
Left-wing ideas and more tax on big biz
And no more Bush, ‘cause he’s just a jerk.
I’ll socialize health care
And spend more on welfare
And make up new laws about carbon footprints
I’ll stop global warming
And subsidize farming
We’ll run everything on Marx’s blueprints.
So go left wing for your next president
I’ll make sure Congress does its job
The right is wrong but Democrats are strong
And not like that damn Bush-Cheney mob.
eros total, your very own creation? Jolly good! Now, what makes you so creative? ;)
ReplyDeleteI expected nothing less from a guy who would turn his back on a wife dying of cancer to run a futile campaign for President....
ReplyDeleteJuice: must be all that adobo and sinigang and stuff my wife has fed me over the years.
ReplyDeleteNot sure I'm so much creative as I am prolific. I just hurl so much stuff against the wall that sooner or later some of it's bound to stick.
hehehe...
ReplyDeletei watched flipping from various baseball games, to CNN for a little bit, before i had to puke.
not only do they suggest Radical Muslim Militant Terrorism isn't a problem, they all openly support massive taxation, socialism, etc.
they all made it clear, that they believe no one has a right to their hard earned money, and that property is basically in the hands of the GOV.
Hillary is a pure Communist, and so is the Democrat Party.
we best get our act together, or it is going to be more ugly after 2008.
as Romney said, '
"She (HILLARY) gave a speech a couple of days ago and laid out her vision for America. And as I listened to her I figured her platform wouldn't even get her elected in France..."