scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. So, we are going from car to car taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
Yeah. I had a stepson who married a real piece of work. When friends asked what they should buy for a gift, I told them not to bother. It was over in 5 weeks.
Gas prices do not intimidate *us*.
ReplyDeleteA driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are
asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on
fire. So, we are going from car to car taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon." :)
Yeah. I had a stepson who married a real piece of work. When friends asked what they should buy for a gift, I told them not to bother. It was over in 5 weeks.
ReplyDeleteMom knows best.
Stepperg
Good'n Juice!
ReplyDeleteMY in-laws figured we were prego (nope!)or I had blacked mailed her somehow- 20 years later, they still have their suspicions.
RAK
Who's getting a shot of who with the old box camera?
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