| “ | 1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"
5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you
get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the
courtroom.
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Had one through four. Simce my lawyer is better than her's, I think I'm ok on #5.
ReplyDeleteI'll let you know.
Yah, #5 is a bitch. But then, so was ....oh, nevermind.
ReplyDeleteWollf
No personal experience with divorce, but that there is very funny! Because it's true.
ReplyDeleteYou never really know a woman, until you've met her in court.
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