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the secret war council last night, a number of folks bitterly object3ed
to shelling g out the $850 uniform assessment, so the the; with
it. Actually this is good. We are citizen soldiers, and we'll
look like it. As you can see, I'm redoing everyone in
pharmaceutical; quality poses. That's so you'll look good on the
coffee mug. I'm trying to get through 3 a day, and they are in no
particular order, just what the pitchfork comes up with when I jab the
pile. Did you notice? We're going to hang people.
None of that pussy lethal injection stuff. Teresa wants to behead
someone, so we'll give her the Code Pink crowd. Forgive the
spelling, we're having a hell of a do here at the barn. Wish you
could be here. Oh. right. I just found out I'm the real
Archbishop of Canterbury. Wow, I have a full plate.
PS - If you would like to remain anonymous, let me know. Thanks.
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Rodge, that is great, thanks.
ReplyDeleteBut if you stay the real King of France we could re-introduce the guillotine.
Hey, Sire, I've been wondering...how come we can't see the Mounties' hands...and why are the lovely ladies in front of him sporting Mona Lisa smiles?
ReplyDeleteI am beginning to dislike Canucks.
Yannow?
Wollf........15
Rodger,
ReplyDeleteYou have no idea :-) I have one of those Aussie shirts (& cricket bat) except mine is green ;-)
I have no idea? When are y'all gonna believe that my Shlong-o-vision device lets me see you? Sometimes I avert my eyes, but sometimes I don't/.
ReplyDeleteForgive the silly ignorant Jewish girl, Rodger, but do I call you Bishop, or Archbishop? And... you want me take out that imposter for ya? I'd be happy to do so!
ReplyDeleteUm, I was just in the shower and felt someone watching me. Was that you? ;-)
ReplyDeleteNo, I averted my eyes ... nice abs Linda. And yes, by all means. Take her out!
ReplyDeleteThe Mounties hands are right where they need to be for support. Besides, the ladies like the uniform, it's good to be the Canuck.
ReplyDeletePaul C.
How anonymous?
ReplyDeleteCasca
Guillotines are too quick. Simple hanging, no trapdoor, is what's called for.
ReplyDeleteI'd add drawing and quartering, but there's that "cruel and unusual" restriction in the Constitution, damnit.
'Zactly General du Toit - which is why the gallows will play a prominent role in the new regime!
ReplyDeleteCasca- By Anonymous, I mean having your name tied to your picture. And I'm still waiting for yours. Use your son's, he's quite a dashing chap - if you'd rather not use your own.
ReplyDeleteHow 'bout firing squad, then?
ReplyDelete(The pic I sent Rodger would be perfect...)