scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
So, this lion is drinking water, and a baboon sneaks up behind him and fucks him in the ass. The baboon runs with the lion right behind him. The baboon runs to a safari camp site and quickly puts on a pith helmet and a shirt, grabs a newspaper and starts to pretend to read. The lion comes up and asks,"Have you seen a baboon run through here?" The baboon nervously asks, " You mean the one who fucked the lion in the ass?" The lion looks shocked and says, "Oh God! Is it in the papers already?!"
I can't stop myself: "Bye, bye baby, baby, bye-bye."
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Geemonetlees....Talk about a case of the red ass.All I did was call him a lazy f**king polygamist.
ReplyDeleteSo, this lion is drinking water, and a baboon sneaks up behind him and fucks him in the ass. The baboon runs with the lion right behind him.
ReplyDeleteThe baboon runs to a safari camp site and quickly puts on a pith helmet and a shirt, grabs a newspaper and starts to pretend to read.
The lion comes up and asks,"Have you seen a baboon run through here?"
The baboon nervously asks, " You mean the one who fucked the lion in the ass?"
The lion looks shocked and says, "Oh God! Is it in the papers already?!"
The camera man might want to reevaluate his priorities rather rapidly.
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