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FOR
diminutive
men such as French President Nicolas Sarkozy, famously overshadowed by
his wife Carla Bruni, a pair of stack heels used to be the only way to
stand tall.
But a surgeon has devised a new way of adding up to 5cm
to a person's height by inserting a silicone head implant.
During a 90-minute operation, an incision is made in the
side of the
head and the implant squeezed in between the skull and the scalp.
Dr Luis de la Cruz developed the procedure to help
people who would normally be too short for jobs with a minimum height.
[Hey
shortie, grow up cont.]
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In addition, one could claim to have a larger brain than average.
ReplyDeleteWon't stop the "Hey lookit the bushead" catcalls though. Hey, I'm 6'-4" from the chin up.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
You've been punk'd. April Fool!
ReplyDeleteAWM
No, I said "I am not making this up." And I didn't. I'm unpunkable.
ReplyDeleteWhy do men lie about their height? Guess what? I know how tall six feet is.
ReplyDeleteWhy lie? I find that so annoying.
I guess it's because they believe the studies that say that taller men get the better jobs, prettier women, etc.
ReplyDeleteI've been vertically challenged all of my life ,but I've been told that I look a lot taller laying down.
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