Linda's Travail

Linda S.O.G.'s Brain Scan

I just heard from Linda.  She wasn't too happy with me.  When I learned she was going in for a very specialized kind of MRI called a MRV on Wednesday, and knowing that her health insurance had limitations, I went into my network for suggestions.  A friend of my brother-in-law had a friend Tony who knew a guy in Miami who did x-ray diagnostics on the side. I gave Linda the number, and she made an appointment.  Turns out Leroy, the guy, ran his business out of the bowels of Miami's airport where he's employed as a baggage handler.  Still, an MRV is an MRV, right?  And for $129.95 what's to lose?  Linda became suspicious when Leroy, and other guys asked her to sign copies of her scan before she left.  Then she noticed that her brainal area wasn't even in the shot.  Now she's pissed at me because the consult with her surgeons is put off until next Thursday, and she has to pay for a real scan because her insurance won't pay for two, and this one will cost like $3000!.  Sheesh. And when I asked her to sign a scan copy for me she got all snide and told me to GFMS. She'll get over it because I'm teaching myself to do cyber scalpeling. Don't forget her candle in the header.