Obama for President

... a life free of federal income tax?

Hmmmmm

That's what Obama is promising geezers if he's elected president.  Okay, I'm listening, but you'll have to do better before I'll stab my own country in the back by voting for you.  Here's what I want in addition. Unlimited, fully paid  health care, and dental.  I pick the doctors. My kids pay a flat tax of 17%, everything included. We get one of those Segways.  No inheritance tax. No cap gains tax. Increase military spending by 20%.  "Pay for it" by closing Health and Human Services. Interest free gummint loans. A casino license. If that's good for you, then you're good for me.  But, you have to promise - in writing - to commit suicide if you renege on any of these  promises.  Okay? Deal!