scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Now what are the joys of a single young man? Why boozin' bloody well boozin! And what is he doing whenever he can? Why boozin' bloody well boozin! You may think I'm wrong or you may think I'm right, I'm not going to argue, I know you can fight. But what do you think we are doing tonight? Why boozin' bloody well boozin!
It's boozin' boozin' just you and I. Boozin' boozin' when we are dry. Some do it openly, some on the sly. But we all are bloody well boozin'. GrinfilledCelt
I swear to God! If he hits another wrong note, my nuts are going to explode!
ReplyDeleteTolja the fountain water was full of pigeon shit. Now, 'long as you're gonna barf,lemme play a tune.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen Tailgunner dick
"When you're a drunk, you're a drunk all the way,
ReplyDeleteFrom your first Stoli shot to your drunk dying day.
When you're a drunk, you've got friends all around,
When the shit hits the fan, they can buy you a round.
You're never alone,
You're never unexpected!
You're pissed but not missed,
You're drivel's respected!
Your tool is infected!
Then you are drunk with a capital D,
Which you won't forget till your final D.T.
When you're a drunk, you stay a drunk!"
Beautiful, rockville. :)
ReplyDeleteNow what are the joys of a single young man?
ReplyDeleteWhy boozin' bloody well boozin!
And what is he doing whenever he can?
Why boozin' bloody well boozin!
You may think I'm wrong or you may think I'm right,
I'm not going to argue, I know you can fight.
But what do you think we are doing tonight?
Why boozin' bloody well boozin!
It's boozin' boozin' just you and I.
Boozin' boozin' when we are dry.
Some do it openly, some on the sly.
But we all are bloody well boozin'.
GrinfilledCelt
Never let a Vogon read you poetry.
ReplyDelete-DougM
Went to a party
ReplyDeleteI danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight
But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck
I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse
I'm too drunk to fuck
You're to drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby
And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh