Layne- Wonkette's my bitch- I own her

Wonkette and the Wanker

Say what you will about Wonkette, she has style and flair.  So, after reading three or so posts I thought, "Crap, I'm on KOS."  No.  It says Wonkette.  Is she a secret meth addict, and this is a down day?   In a flash I had it.  She turned her blog over to guest editor Ken Layne, because he was out of a job.  ITEM: Press Will Never Get To Ask Sarah Palin Any Questions, Because She’s Studying “ Two weeks before Sarah Palin will talk to anyone. It’s like cramming for the LSAT in two weeks, except in this case, the LSAT is “the entirety of foreign and domestic United States policy,” which has nothing to do with The Law. ” Wonkette's snark would, I think, at least include the observation that Obama might have himself benefited by a little boning up. ITEM: Well, Obviously, Sarah Palin is a racist “ “‘So Sambo beat the bitch!’ This is how Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin described Barack Obama’s win over Hillary Clinton to political colleagues in a restaurant a few days after Obama locked up the Democratic Party presidential nomination.” How dare sexist lipstick dog Sarah Palin call Hillary Clinton a “bitch.” ” Had Layne authored the (ironic, all things considered) "Hillary's a bitch" comment, I'd give him style points, but he didn't.  Instead he posts an alleged quote, attributed to an alleged waitress named Lucille, in an unnamed restaurant, where Sarah allegedly dined.  The linked story, too, is from the  Moveon.Org playbook. Wishing to document Sarah's racism, the LA Progressive staff descended on Wasilla, AK to find (it only takes one) corroborating story about her racism.  “ Tough Getting People Who Know Her to Talk On a more practical level, many people in Alaska, and particularly Wasilla, are reluctant to speak or be quoted by name because they’re afraid of her ,,, “The GOP is kind of like organized crime up here,” an insurance agent in Anchorage who knows the Palin family, explained. “It’s corrupt and arrogant. They’re all rich because they do private sweetheart deals with the oil companies, and they can destroy anyone. And they will, if they have to.” ” Wow, makes me want to move to Wasilla. Evidently they didn't have Anne Kilkenny's  phone number. There was some excitement over claims that she called  a bunch of kids "Little Yu'piks,"  but it turned out to be her children, who are native Yu'pik. ITEM: CONVICTED CRIMINALS Sarah Palin Always Breaking the Law In Typical Snowbilly Fashion “ If only John McCain had learned about the Internet before he chose Sarah Palin — so much “cyber vetting” could’ve happened. Instead, a bunch of hungover libtard bloggers are using their favorite friend (the Internet) to dig up all kinds of half-ass semi-comical crimes committed by that beloved Alaskan anger-bear, Sarah Palin. ” Layne's list of "crimes" include "driving with tinted windows," doing something without a photo ID , ... .  Stuff so insipidly stupid that I'm thinking maybe he has some humor.  I looked at his blog picture Ken Layne.  No. Looks like your typical humorless tard.  Maybe Wonkette woke up after a night of  Georgetown bars, and this guy had her pillow? Or something. She does strike me as the grateful type.