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"Little known fact: the Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin's eyes."
"Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin doesn't need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk."
"Little Known Fact: The Russians sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not submit to autocracy."
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Those are from a Chicago Tribume homage to the Chuck Norris level
celebrity Vice President A.E. (Almost Elect) Sarah Palin has generated
across America, Here are more from a site dedicated to Twitter entries about her, Palinfacts.com.
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- @moveableHype - Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
- @RichardMahoney - Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels
- @JonBurg - Fox is starting a new reality show… when Sarah Palin Attacks
- @Rammi - Sarah Palin wants you to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
- @JonHenke - Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
- @lagonmorph13 - Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats
- @RogHaak - Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin bout
- @arratik - When Sarah Palin attends ritual blood orgies, she always brings the most delicious ambrosia salad
- @robertgorell - To prep for her role as Tracy Flick in “Election,” Witherspoon spent the ‘98 seal clubbing season with Palin
- @jstueve - Ben Linus does Sarah Palin’s bidding (continued)
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The Russians sold Alaska to the United States so they wouldn't have to deal with "that woman".
ReplyDeleteThe first thing Putin said when he found out about Palin's nomination was "Didn't we sell Alaska to the United States so we wouldn't have to deal with 'that woman'?"
When Sarah Palin finds buckshot in her moose, she crunches it up thinking it's nutmeg.
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