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1. If you have ever chuckled at his middle name, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
2. If you ever ridiculed the assertion that tire gauges lower gas prices, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
3. If you ever laughed at the claim that he campaigned in 57 states, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
4.
If you ever suggested that the "Vero Possemus" campaign signs had
something to do with possums, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
5. If you ever downloaded the video of him bowling a 37 in front of reporters, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
6. If you ever shared the video comparing him to Paris Hilton, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
7.
If you ever cracked wise about his cocaine use, you may be guilty of
racist Obama jokes. (Joking about Dubya's alleged cocaine use is
politically correct.)
8.
If you ever made fun of his big ears, you may be guilty of Obama jokes.
(Joking about Perot's big ears is politically correct.)
9.
If you ever said that the look on his wife's face could curdle fresh
milk, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. (Joking about Cindy
McCain's face is politically correct.)
10. If you ever noted that his pastor acted like he was on Def Comedy Jam, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
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I was ironing a shirt for work yesterday (since all the good help got uppity and ran away 145 years ago) and was thinking about this. So someone's a racist, so what? That is their business and as long as it is legal to have a personal opinion and exercise free speech, WTF? Has the thought police really gotten such a foothold that we are afraid to believe what we want to believe however right or wrong it may be? There seems to be an awful lot of intolerance for intolerance.
ReplyDeleteI hear the radio ads for gambling in Charles Town, West ba-gawd Va. When the black guys sings "Charles Town races and slots" I keep hearing "Charles Town racists and sluts."
ReplyDeleteThis probably says something about me but I don't want to know what that is.
In other news - Terps crack the top 25. Kudos to the Fridge!
It's actually Charleston, the capitol of WV, near that geometric center of the state. Charles Town WV is a completely different place.
ReplyDeleteThe greyhound dog racing and slot machines are in a town about 30 minutes west, in Cross Lanes, WV. (today's trivia: Cross Lanes is near Hurricane, WV which the locals pronounce 'hur-uh-cun' with the accent on the first syllable. You learn all kinds of useless shit driving a truck.)
http://www.tri-state-greyhound-park.info/
But yeah, racists and sluts. That's about right.