Saddle Sore

A Boy and his b----

“ A cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for their honeymoon. The man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said, "This here is a very special occasion...our wedding night, and we need a good room with a strong bed." The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?" The Cowboy thought about it a while and said, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold on to her ears until she gets used to it." ”