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Chicago , IL .
Chicago
Police today reported finding a john doe male body in the Chicago River
. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive narcotics
consumption.
He
was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on
dildo, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.
The police thoughtfully removed the Obama t-shirt to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.
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Poor guy, did you know him?
ReplyDeleteozaoB
Gee...another No.6
ReplyDeleteYou made me think of this. A local man was found murdered in his home in Galveston, Texas over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk and cornflakes, and the deceased had a banana protruding from his buttocks... Police believe it was the work of a cereal killer.
ReplyDeleteTha was me.
ReplyDeleteTim
Boy, I cant type tonight.
ReplyDeleteTim
Timmy, tha wa you?
ReplyDeleteAnd speaking of murder...Bob says to Johnny the other day, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"... and Johnny replies, "I'm not sure,.. what was her maiden name?" ........
ReplyDeleteMy fingers were drunk last night Juice.
ReplyDeleteTim
Tim thats how I feel every day.
ReplyDeleteSpanky
Whose family were they trying to save from the embarrassment?
ReplyDeleteyat