scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Shipping in Prince William Sound was plagued by the dreaded Bow-Wave Moose which, in a curious twist of evolution, seemed to be trying to learn to surf.
Sorry, guys. I gotta call bullshit. Or least call "photo-shop.
I dunno, do moose swim? If they do, they sure don't swim in water deep enough to float THAT boat. Sure they walk around in water sometimes, but that would hafta be one huge fuckin' moose to walk in water that deep.....with a teeny teeny head.
Shipping in Prince William Sound was plagued by the dreaded Bow-Wave Moose which, in a curious twist of evolution, seemed to be trying to learn to surf.
ReplyDeleteHow's Rocky gonna get 'im out'a this?
ReplyDeleteI guess we'll just have to wait for the next episode of...
—DougM
...Episode of "Wave Bye Bye" or "Go Down Mooses".
ReplyDeleteWhat John McCain is thinking.
ReplyDeleteoy vey ole'
Swim, Forrest! Swim!
ReplyDeleteCaptain !! Off the port bow.... What is is it ? ..... its Green Peace. Where screwed now there going to ruin my huntin'
ReplyDeleteSpanky
PS : I hope that I pass all the the English and spelling test that anyone has planned for me today.More Sarcasm this morning must be in the coffee.
Surf's Up! MY WAVE DOOOD!
ReplyDeleteSpanky - Pretty sure it was just a case of typo-fobia, just like me. Uh, Phobia........
ReplyDeleteFirst we need to get the rare sea-moose put on the endangered species list.
ReplyDeleteWe need to ban all shipping in those waters.
Then we need to.... Forget it, someone shoot the stupid thing, haul it's soggy carcass aboard and get the BBQ fired up. We're having steak for dinner.
Haha Dang...I thought it was those Alaska pirate meese..er mooses hijacking a cruise ship.Kinda hard to see the hauling line though.
ReplyDeleteSorry, guys. I gotta call bullshit. Or least call "photo-shop.
ReplyDeleteI dunno, do moose swim? If they do, they sure don't swim in water deep enough to float THAT boat. Sure they walk around in water sometimes, but that would hafta be one huge fuckin' moose to walk in water that deep.....with a teeny teeny head.
Actually moose are great swimmers and can swim for hours at a time at a pretty good pace. And yes, they swim in deep water.
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm not a moose expert, I just saw something on animal planet about them last week and sure as spit they covered this exact subject.
MitchM
Doug, I have no intention of saving him. As far as I'm concerned, he's roadkill. Er, seakill.
ReplyDeleteHey, Rocky, watch me pull a ship out of my ass...
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