scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Years ago I saw an female "African-American" comic that said she was really pissed at Volkswagen because of the "farfegnugen" marketing campaign. She figured soon enough African-American women would be naming their kids that "'cause its such a pretty name."
There is a story going around, probably apocryphal, about ER personnel, required by law to assist welfare births by walk-ins, having competitions to get the mother to put the dumbest names possible on the birth certificate.
Dont forget that in many many countries around the world, OSAMA is the still the most common baby name.... In twenty years or so we're going to be up to our asses in them...
My wife saw a school girl on the subway once. The girl's name tag read 'Vendetta Jones'. Another time, a mother called to her child, 'Velveeta, you come here.'
Look on the bright side, at least you will be warned ahead of time that the kids parents are assholes.
ReplyDelete"Lashabama" HA!
ReplyDeleteYears ago I saw an female "African-American" comic that said she was really pissed at Volkswagen because of the "farfegnugen" marketing campaign. She figured soon enough African-American women would be naming their kids that "'cause its such a pretty name."
There's a check-out girl at my local grocery store, her name is Lysolina.
ReplyDeleteI guess her mother must be a maid.
Get Out! Lysolina? Get Out!
ReplyDeleteThere is a story going around, probably apocryphal, about ER personnel, required by law to assist welfare births by walk-ins, having competitions to get the mother to put the dumbest names possible on the birth certificate.
ReplyDeleteDont forget that in many many countries around the world, OSAMA is the still the most common baby name.... In twenty years or so we're going to be up to our asses in them...
ReplyDeleteProud of the new baby daughter and the new automobile,they named the little girl Carloana. The car kept the name given it by GM.
ReplyDeleteFallopia Tuba McKinley
ReplyDeleteNary a Hussein, though.
ReplyDeleteStrange.
—DougM
Placenta Jones
ReplyDeleteThe prosecution rests.
ReplyDeleteLots of good ones like Chlamydia, etc. But the all time winner is La-ah... pronounced LaDASHah!
ReplyDeleteMy wife saw a school girl on the subway once. The girl's name tag read 'Vendetta Jones'.
ReplyDeleteAnother time, a mother called to her child, 'Velveeta, you come here.'