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Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Spackle Time
The Whipped Man's Burden
We're having a baby shower here
Sunday, with company we don't know. You know what that means, don't
you? That's right. Spackle and repaint the whole house,
clean my desk, and make sure the seat's down. That's what I'll be
doing.
Anon 12:24 brought to mind, Earl William "Madman" Muntz,of car sales and electronics fame...Back in the day, I owned a 27" B&W Muntz TV with a plywood cabinet.Although Muntz had a reputation for low quality, I must say my TV was a fine piece of gear and it was easy to work on.(back in the time of replaceable electron tubes)"Madman" was a hell of a salesman and I think. an electronic genius.
Estrogen can be extremely toxic. BE CAREFUL. I'd suggest grabbing a couple of copies of Soldier of Fortune Magazines to provide at least some emergency testosterone.
HA HA! ~Nelson Muntz
ReplyDeleteOr not. If you don't know them, you probably don't want to know them or ever see them again.
ReplyDeleteWhy waste time more well spent napping and complaining about people that aren't sharp enough to look before they sit?
Anon 12:24 brought to mind, Earl William "Madman" Muntz,of car sales and electronics fame...Back in the day, I owned a 27" B&W Muntz TV with a plywood cabinet.Although Muntz had a reputation for low quality, I must say my TV was a fine piece of gear and it was easy to work on.(back in the time of replaceable electron tubes)"Madman" was a hell of a salesman and I think. an electronic genius.
ReplyDeleteI'll stand behind the ladder. For the lady's safety, you know.
ReplyDeleteMorenuancedthanyou
Rodger, Just because you are such a great boss I'm going to share with you my secret for entertaining and all the prep that goes with it.
ReplyDeleteServe drinks on the front porch.
If they are strong enough, they'll never notice anything else.
TFV
Not meant for the mom to be of course.
TFV~~~ Drinks are only the first step to gourmet compliments when entertaining. The second step is serving *late* - Everything tastes AMAZING!! :)
ReplyDeleteJuice,
ReplyDeleteShhhhhh.... we can't be telling all of our secrets!
TFV
Don't forget to hide the pr0n.
ReplyDeleteEstrogen can be extremely toxic. BE CAREFUL. I'd suggest grabbing a couple of copies of Soldier of Fortune Magazines to provide at least some emergency testosterone.
ReplyDeleteJMcD;
ReplyDeleteOK, what was the phone number for Muntz TV?
(You'll NEVER get that jingle out of your head.)
Now that escapes me Lergnom, but I found this video of another great Muntz product...Frankly I had never seen one of these...It's kinda neat. RoadJet
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