Today's Tale
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After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying
in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her
in ways he hadn't in quite awhile.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it
down over one breast, then the other, stopping just over her lower
stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed
past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently
over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost
portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side,
then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'
'I found the remote,' he said.
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*groan*
ReplyDeleteTHERE'S ONLY ONE WAY YOU COULD HAVE HEARD THIS! WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM, SCHLONG?
ReplyDeleteVERY ANNOYED WHITE MALE
I think he was looking for the remote.
ReplyDeletePhoto reminds me of congressional Democrats... and three Republicans.
ReplyDelete—DougM
Photo must be Obamites creating vibes by making the "Daisy Chain Of Stimulust"....The guy in the black & white plaid is getting his first erection in 12 years and he's a little worried...That's a guy in front of him.
ReplyDelete"Whooooa"
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