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Monday, April 20, 2009

Miss Sparkle

Today's OMFG!
A Spa for Those Women Concerned About ‘Pelvic Fitness’
“ Dr. Lauri Romanzi, a gynecologist who performs pelvic reconstruction surgery, said she came up with the idea for the spa one day while walking by an outlet of BriteSmile, the tooth-whitening chain. She liked that the stores cater to people with healthy teeth.......... (SondraK) ”
Oh my, but it pales in comparson to this  ("You don't get a second chance to make a good first impression") procedure.
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4 comments:

  1. Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher4/20/09, 2:17 PM

    Lmao, anal bleaching. There's a seriously temporary investment.

    'Why'd you get into the medical field doc?'

    'Well I was applying Thompson's Water Seal to my deck and I thought...'

    And on another note. When you're a gynecologist, can you accept or turn away customers? I mean do you have to do it on an individual level or can you just have 'No ugly chicks' written on some sign?

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  2. OregonGuy4/20/09, 3:01 PM

    Well, what about the women who get tattoos? Like, one tattoo, now I'm attractive?

    What are they thinking?
    .

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  3. Anonymous4/20/09, 4:28 PM

    Tabitha would look much more attractive if she took the boxer's mouth guard out. Then again, maybe the punched-in-the-mouth-look makes guys want to check out her new anus job.
    Yannow, Imperial Rome had nothing on these flakes for indolent, self indulgent hedonism.
    Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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  4. pdwalker4/20/09, 9:26 PM

    uh... gah!!

    someone who has that much plastic surgery done to themselves must have something wrong with their head.

    so...why not then? it makes perfect sense in that context.

    first impressions indeed.

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