scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Do you want to run for President of the United States, but you were born in Africa? No Problem!
Billy Mays here introducing Obami-Clean! The miracle cleanser that wipes away any trace of your foreign birth and renders you presumptively a natural born citizen of the United States! No more annoying questions, no more need to prove your national original. And, as an added bonus, it can help your relatives enter and stay in the United States illegally! It truly is a miracle product! Remember, Obami-Clean!
As it happens, Mays has a television show airing on Discovery channel coming up.
ReplyDeleteJustin T.
My prayers answered. Just can't get enough of Billy Mays. MF$#!!*
ReplyDelete"Nippy nippy noo, I wash you..."
ReplyDeleteDo you want to run for President of the United States, but you were born in Africa? No Problem!
ReplyDeleteBilly Mays here introducing Obami-Clean! The miracle cleanser that wipes away any trace of your foreign birth and renders you presumptively a natural born citizen of the United States! No more annoying questions, no more need to prove your national original. And, as an added bonus, it can help your relatives enter and stay in the United States illegally! It truly is a miracle product! Remember, Obami-Clean!