scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Mr.Horse: Do I know you? Ren: I don't think so. Would you like to take a look at some fine rubber nipples? Mr.Horse: Did my wife send you? Ren: No sir. But you look like someone who could really use some rubber nibbles. Mr.Horse: How do I know you're not from the FBI? Ren: Sir, I can assure you, we are only salesmen. Mr.Horse: Alright, so I made a mistake. One mistake. Can't a man start over? Do I have to keep on paying? Huh? Maybe I should make another mistake, Maybe two more. Ren: Please sir. I think one mistake is plenty. Just let me show you what is inside here. Mr.Horse: I didn't do it man. I'm not armed. Ren: We really just want to sell you some rubber nipples. See? Mr.Horse: Oh! It is a nipple.*Laughs*Oh, what you must think of me. Forget everything I said. So...nipples, huh? Hmmmm...No sir, I don't think I have any use for rubber nipples. But, I'll tell you what though. Do you have any rubber walrus protectors? Walrus: Call the police!
This is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats.
ReplyDeleteTim
Mr.Horse: Do I know you?
ReplyDeleteRen: I don't think so. Would you like to take a look at some fine rubber nipples?
Mr.Horse: Did my wife send you?
Ren: No sir. But you look like someone who could really use some rubber nibbles.
Mr.Horse: How do I know you're not from the FBI?
Ren: Sir, I can assure you, we are only salesmen.
Mr.Horse: Alright, so I made a mistake. One mistake. Can't a man start over? Do I have to keep on paying? Huh? Maybe I should make another mistake, Maybe two more.
Ren: Please sir. I think one mistake is plenty. Just let me show you what is inside here.
Mr.Horse: I didn't do it man. I'm not armed.
Ren: We really just want to sell you some rubber nipples. See?
Mr.Horse: Oh! It is a nipple.*Laughs*Oh, what you must think of me. Forget everything I said. So...nipples, huh? Hmmmm...No sir, I don't think I have any use for rubber nipples. But, I'll tell you what though. Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
Walrus: Call the police!