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- I'm up half the night and then
oversleep, only to awaken and find that Reagan had, inexplicably,
decided to sleep on, and thus leak urine all over, a living room chair
she had never ever been on before... which caused
- .... MoSup to (quite justifiably) flip out, causing
the noose around Reagan's neck to be drawn tighter, I mean to as tight
as it will get, and then
- the trash compactor which is just 7 months old won't turn off ... and then
- I have e-mail that sends me into an almost terminal *ghack!* choke and then
- these first two news items
 I read sent me for my 4 pound maul, which I then used to smash everything in the house -tvs, windows, computers ... or would have if I didn't have so much farging discipline and self control.
I'm going now for my breakfast cocktail ...
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Leave it to Liberals to throw other people's money at every idiotic non-solution, especially when we refuse to be brainwashed. Then insult our intelligence. The man in your photo gets "free" health care under our current greedy system, ya know. Bash! Bam!
ReplyDeleteWhat I do to keep from becoming a 24hr wino? Cook. Find recipes with lots of steps, ingredients, flavor and time. It's not really cooking. It's therapy. Sometimes I add the wine to the food, too. :} Juice
No Professor Schellnhuber, we have a better understanding of frauds like you.
ReplyDelete"Hey Buddy"...."Can you spare three,fo dollars for some Prell?"
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!! Jim, you almost killed me.
ReplyDeleteCasca