Well,
burglars can be different. The stupid ones just wear hoods hoping that
their faces won’t be seen on a security camera.
The "smart ones" wear masks. Our guys are not smart. To conceal their faces they simply used a permanent marker pen to DRAW "masks" on their
faces and tried to rob an apartment in Carroll, Iowa. Naturally,
they were found and arrested very quickly. [story]
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I saw that story earlier this week. I was born in Carroll Iowa.
ReplyDeleteTim
OMG...It's Adam West and Burt Ward!
ReplyDeleteObserve the star on the right hand slack jawed moron's right cheek.
ReplyDeleteOne's mind boggles at the depth of stupidity these ijits displayed. The gobsmacking wonder of combined IQ's randomly rolled on dice mixed with alcohol, surpassing "Hol' mah beer 'n watch 'is, Jim-Bob!"
How do these fools ever get out of bed without strangling in the sheets?
Gerry N.
It takes all sorts.
ReplyDeleteAlcohol may have been a factor.
ReplyDeleteChuck,
ReplyDeleteThat and/or a slight case of inbreeding.
"If we get deevorced is we still cuzzins?"
ReplyDeleteStupidity is STILL not illegal in all 57 states...
tomw
Am I the only one who looked at this picture and asked myself: "Self, what-the-h*ll were they drinking/smoking?"
ReplyDeleteAnd: "Where can I get some???"
And please don't blame in-breeding. Most in-breeds have sense enough to use washable Crayola markers when they self-install masks.