scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Thats why the mirror was there. So you will go somewhere else next time. When I was a field mechanic we called using a fast food restaurant bathroom 'going for a McSh*t'. If asked, you tell them you have to use the facilities first, then you will order. That is a 'McShit with lies". Tim
Ahhh, that's nothing. W. has obviously never been on a Greek train heading for Turkey. And FYI it is possible to use all four limbs, in a train bathroom, to keep yourself not only off the floor but the "seat" as well.
Speaking of trains, I was heading south on Amtrak once in one of the sleeping cars. I came out of the shitter pulling up my pants with the light on in the bathroom and room (it was one of the deluxe cabins).
What I didn't realize was that the train occasionally pulls into stations at night with platforms full of people.
Oh,crap. That was funny!
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Thats why the mirror was there. So you will go somewhere else next time. When I was a field mechanic we called using a fast food restaurant bathroom 'going for a McSh*t'. If asked, you tell them you have to use the facilities first, then you will order. That is a 'McShit with lies".
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"McS**t with lies"
ReplyDeleteHowling here, Tim!
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Ahhh, that's nothing. W. has obviously never been on a Greek train heading for Turkey. And FYI it is possible to use all four limbs, in a train bathroom, to keep yourself not only off the floor but the "seat" as well.
ReplyDeleteAlthough in the midst of a "Ace Ventura Pet Detective Horse tranquilizer moment" it's damn good cheap entertainment.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of trains, I was heading south on Amtrak once in one of the sleeping cars. I came out of the shitter pulling up my pants with the light on in the bathroom and room (it was one of the deluxe cabins).
ReplyDeleteWhat I didn't realize was that the train occasionally pulls into stations at night with platforms full of people.
Oops.
bullseye
The thing that always puzzles me in the Starbucks toilets: no cup holders.
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—DougM
Starbucks in Texas and Mo are doing Coffee for Combat: matching customer donations for coffee for our deployed troops.
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RAK
How bout if they used decals and write, across the bottom of the mirror, "Say Hi to another satisfied Starbucks patron!".
ReplyDelete"The thing that always puzzles me in the Starbucks toilets: no cup holders."
ReplyDeleteYep!....Pain in the ass.....Causes Middle Eastern visiting coffeehounds to have to drink their water, livestock style.
They could have a lot of fun with funhouse mirrors either making your stuff look smaller or bigger depending on the mirror.
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