scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"Or be so obnoxious they pay you to leave. Don't start until after your food arrives....."
And don't forget to get up and leave if they are flaming homosexuals and your stupid younger brother is making homo jokes as the waiter walks up behind him.
Or be so obnoxious they pay you to leave. Don't start until after your food arrives.....
ReplyDeleteA nice tip from the waiter is when he tells you, "Pssst, don't order the swiss steak".
ReplyDelete"Or be so obnoxious they pay you to leave. Don't start until after your food arrives....."
ReplyDeleteAnd don't forget to get up and leave if they are flaming homosexuals and your stupid younger brother is making homo jokes as the waiter walks up behind him.
Tip:
ReplyDelete"I recommend a nice big glass of PscHitt!"
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No pschitt Pscherlok!
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