scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Well I left home just a week before And I'd never ever kissed a woman before But Lola smiled and took me by the hand And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man...
That dude's got some serious beer goggles on.
ReplyDeleteStriped shirt guy told him what's up.
If he'e had only noticed the stubble, his friend might have saved him from wanting to drown in bleach.
ReplyDeleteYou live and you learn.
Jimmy hadn't ever slow danced with his mom before...
ReplyDeleteRAK
When the "Chick" you're kissing looks and talks like Dee Snyder.... maybe you should quit smoking so damn much pot. At least don't act surprised.
ReplyDeleteWell I left home just a week before
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man...
If he liked the tranny fanny he might call him back, but right now he's gotta go throw up.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Always look at the neck. If it's got an apple. It's got a banana.
ReplyDeleteAw, 3d said it best. APPLE! I love how right when he is told he is looking at his crotch!
ReplyDeleteTHor~
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