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Saturday, February 27, 2010

Can the chef make me a number 214?

"So sorry. I was supposed to bow to you."
(provisional winner)
Caption Obama
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20 comments:

  1. Anonymous2/27/10, 11:54 PM

    'scuse me ma'am, I was just wondering if you we're a grunter.
    righty gomez

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  2. Anonymous2/28/10, 12:06 AM

    "So sorry. I was supposed to bow to you too."

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  3. Anonymous2/28/10, 12:10 AM

    I'm feeling drunk, Michele's not around and you're hot. God I wish I could see them boobies.

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  4. BorderPundit2/28/10, 12:11 AM

    "Are you my TelePrompTer?"

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  5. Anonymous2/28/10, 12:55 AM

    Did you know that my airplane is bigger than his?
    Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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  6. JMcD2/28/10, 2:22 AM

    "Uh, could I get a waffle to go with that sweet bean paste?"

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  7. Anonymous2/28/10, 3:16 AM

    "If you want to come up after the dinner I am in the Presidential Suite, um.. Tell the Secret Service when you get off the elevator that the password is, um.. The Wookie Has Left the Building."


    -Brad

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  8. Virgil Rogers2/28/10, 3:25 AM

    You play the Bimbo du jour and I'll be Tiger Woods...

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  9. Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher2/28/10, 3:29 AM

    Could I borrow your birth certificate?

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  10. Anonymous2/28/10, 7:02 AM

    Uh your nipples are as hard as garnets - are you glad to see me - I am glad to see me.

    bolivar

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  11. Opinionated Vogon2/28/10, 8:19 AM

    Uh.. anyone know how to say uh.. LOWER and SLOWER in uh.. Chinese?!

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  12. Anonymous2/28/10, 9:13 AM

    I HOPE you'll CHANGE into something more revealing. Or do I have to bow to you too?

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  13. Anonymous2/28/10, 9:52 AM

    Boy, if I were Bill Clinton....
    Tim

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  14. Anonymous2/28/10, 10:30 AM

    "Um..I don't, count my, um, drinks, um, because I am, um, the President, and Wow Factor, um, in a nut... um... 'nother drink!"
    Juice

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  15. Anonymous2/28/10, 10:45 AM

    Miss, would you explain to me what Confucius meant when he said "crowded elevator always smell different to midget"?


    WBB

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  16. Anonymous2/28/10, 10:50 AM

    Got any ...um, ketchup? er... I mean...uh... Grey Poupon?

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  17. Kevin2/28/10, 10:54 AM

    Do geisha's give change? I'm hopin' so.

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  18. An ignorant dickweed.2/28/10, 10:57 AM

    How does one bow while siting?

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  19. Anonymous2/28/10, 1:47 PM

    Well, thank you, but I'm not sure what "plick" means. Is that Mandarin?.

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  20. Anonymous2/28/10, 9:39 PM

    Aren't you supposed to be under the table?

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