Well, it's why-we-win if you're a German. Munich's style-your-garage
obviously sent agents to mine my future brainstorms while I slept, and
voila. I posted some that I would be delighted to have, but
there are seemingly no end to available designs. Prices range from $199 to $399 for the double-door.
My guess.
- 100% of men will put one up today if they were free.
- 100% of women will threaten go home to mother if they do
- Exception to #2. Wives who've given up all hope for a clean garage and happen to be crack whores.
- I could be completely wrong about # 2. My apologies to non-crack whores.
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ReplyDeleteWANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moi aussi, mine liege!
ReplyDeleteI see they took my suggestion for the tank.
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Frickin' homeowners association.
ReplyDeleteFrickin' design covenants!
Even in Germany, they use American planes and tanks.
ReplyDeleteI think because in Germany the use of this product would be viewed as déclassé, and we are in fact the target market. It's why we win!
ReplyDeleteI want one for my front door.
ReplyDeleteYou know, a picture of the door swung open with a granny holding a double-bbl shotgun across 'er lap and an ugly, mean yeller dog at 'er side.
Two minds on the same email lists. I did this item this morning too.
ReplyDeleteScrew the Garage! I would use this stuff for wallpaper inside. With my custom pictures
ReplyDeleteAlso want, and even have a door that it'll fit on. Gonna wait for V2.0 however: Need shimmering hologram effect. Keep in mind my audience: Directly across is the guy with the Reds flag all summer and the Packers flag all winter. Next to him is the Steelers guy, who while not sharing his colors with me all year, is still a Steelers guy.
ReplyDeleteTuring word: ingoodi (how does it do that, really? You just sit around watching our incoming comments there Rodg, then toss in some password that's apropos?)