The Gellerizer

I get E-mail

Dear Rodge: I must remain anonymous for reasons that will become clear.  I invented the Gellerizer.  Named after Uri Geller, who bends spoons, my device bends the paths of meteors and asteroids.  That's right.  I can direct any space junk to hit any planet, on any spot, with the precision of dog's nose after a bitch in heat.  So, here's why I'm writing.  I've just about decided to impose "term limits" on those &#(%#8943! in Washington.  But my conscience keeps kicking in.  I need just one more reason to lose restraint.  The problem is, I don't think it's possible for these people to commit any more outrage against this nation, and get me over the edge. Do you agree?  TK Dear TK.    I admire your ability to restrain yourself;  and no, I can't think of anything. Sincerely, The Real King of France. PS:   “ In a brief filed Tuesday afternoon, the coalition says a search warrant signed by a judge is necessary before Eric Holder can read the contents of E- Mail messages--a position that puts those companies directly at odds with the Obama administration. ”