Peacocks

Dads

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).   We decided to grab a bite at the food court.   I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting across from him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.   My dad kept staring at him.   The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.   When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?” Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!   In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………   “Got drunk once and fucked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.” Tim W