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| In any good "All Things the Things I Know" list, the reader will in succession
store
them. At some point correlative to the depth of his own shallowness,
brainal feedback will convince him that he already knew this
stuff, and could have written the list himself. I then
congratulate myself, and quit reading before learning
that "If you see a lot of bugs crawling all over the computer
lately,
it might be a good idea to go into that room with the refrigerator and
the sink and see if there’s something that hasn’t been cleaned for
awhile." And cookies I leave by my keyboard will keep
disappearing.
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I say we stay within the guidelines!
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I know she's blond and all, but wouldn't it be easier to do what the other blond's do and seduce the teacher to guarantee the A?
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