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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

When you drive with fascism ...

When You Drive a VOLT


two models to choose from

TWO MODELS TO CHOOSE FROM
News that Government Motors has introduced the VOLT electric car that will cost $41,000, and travel 40 miles on its battery charge, triggered thoughts of Al Gore, the Father of American Techno Fascism.  He must be humping a battery charger in his rented hotel room as we speak.  My yearning for some on-point didacticism led me to unearth this homage (ho-mazhhhh),  Al Gore's Fried Green Fascism.   You're welcome.

10 comments:

  1. Is the rollover because AH ordered the *government* development of the FolksWagen?
    tomw

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  2. Rog, I see you're channelling Don Draper this morning. Have MoSup chain you to your workstation, and not let any women in the house until it passes.

    Casca

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  3. 40 miles???? They ever been to Texas, or any midwest state?
    mary

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  4. Mary -- no.
    [They add, "fly-over states???!?!??! - eww"]

    e~C

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  5. Volt = coal powered automobile.

    If they put the boiler in the car, instead of at the far end of a 500 mile long power line, it would be a tad more efficient.

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  6. "Blue lips sink dips"

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  7. Al Gore always struck me as an angry, fat 9-year-old you see in Wallmart throwing a screaming hissy fit like a 3-year-old when he can't get a particular toy or candy bar....

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  8. A government that can force you to buy medical insurance can force you to buy a turd of a car just like this one, whether you want it or not.

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  9. obama and his new electric beetle heh

    the picture reminds me this one
    http://graphic-design.tjs-labs.com/gallery-view?product=LUCKY%25STRIKE

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