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Time stood still.
The
first thing I notice is my pecker trying to climb up the front side of
my body. My ears curled downwards and I could feel the lawnmower
ignition firing in the backside of my brain. Every time that Briggs
& Stratton rolled over, I could feel the spark in my head. I was
literally at one with the engine.
It seems as though the fence charger and the piece of **** lawnmower
were fighting over who would control my electrical impulses.
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Don
M sent me this extremely well written first-hand account of a dentist
who got some wires crossed. Just wonderful. Thanks
Don. [I found it on the web, HERE]
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"Science says you cannot crap, pee, and vomit at the same time. I beg to
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I'm gonna' write that down in my little notebook.
Ernie's House of Whoop ass had a story where the guy managed to vomit and crap himself. He basically said the body has priorities on what it wants to do, and when doing one of those, sometimes the other happens. (Remember reading that story about six years ago on EHOWA)
ReplyDelete...the charger ... has a picture of an upside down cow on fire on the cover.
ReplyDeleteI gotta have one of those!
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
I joined the EHOWA mailing list back in '97. Tasteless Tuesday was always a fave.
ReplyDelete"Science says you cannot crap, pee, and vomit at the same time. I beg to
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An interesting case of food poisoning taught me that science is full of $#it on this theory.
"Science says you cannot crap, pee, and vomit at the same time."
ReplyDeleteUmm, no. I used to be a firefighting & haz-mat instructor, and one of the things we always mentioned is the body's reaction to certain highly reactive chemicals - SLUDGEM. Salivating, lacriminating (crying), urinating, defecating, GI distress (cramps), emesis (vomiting), and muscle twitching (uncontrollable). Yes, all at the same time. Witnessed it once.