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Saturday, August 14, 2010

Stam in the fkn liver!

Writin' for Andrew Dice Clay here boss -
“ "All over the country, stop cigarettes, stop fuckin' cigarettes. Up in San Francisco ... they passed a bill, you can't even smoke in the street. They say it offends people. But it's okay if you wanna butt-slam your buddy while waiting for the bus? You smack him in the face with your dick five or six times? Oh, this isn't offensive. You can smoke a baloney pony, but not a fuckn' Marlboro? Andrew Dice Clay ...  Oh - and now, 
”
you can smoke a joint at work, but
not a fuckn' Lucky in the courtyard?
Group: Prop 19 Would Mean Pot-Smoking at Work  
Boned Jello
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10 comments:

  1. Darrell8/14/10, 10:02 PM

    In these days of political correctness, smokers are about the only segment of the population left to pick on.

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  2. Anonymous8/14/10, 10:33 PM

    You forgot white men and Christians there, boss.

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  3. Marie8/14/10, 10:50 PM

    They are banning sugar soda in San Francisco schools, while teaching all about the wonders of homosexual activity.

    (I think homosexual behavior is a LOT worse for your health than a 7up, don't you?)

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  4. An ignorant dickweed8/14/10, 11:11 PM

    I never understood saying they need to ban cigarette smoking because it is so dangerous while they tell you pot smoking is safe.

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  5. rickn8or8/15/10, 10:16 AM

    Darrell--

    And gun owners.

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  6. Anonymous8/15/10, 10:31 AM

    Boss, ya missed one more headline: SAN FRANCISCO HATES YOUR HAPPY MEALS, Does McDonalds lure kids unfairly?

    righty gomez

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  7. Kristophr8/15/10, 11:03 AM

    Remember Prohibition?

    Guess what will happen when these retards finally decide to ban tobacco, a plant that grows just fine in the wild in the US.

    There are varieties that grow in Canada as well.

    Remember how the Kennedys got rich, folks.

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  8. Anonymous8/15/10, 3:27 PM

    Kristopher - tobacco grows all over the world, and has different characteristics, depending on soil, climate, and preparation. A blend of these is required to give a good smoke.
    Like you said, prohibition worked so well before, may as well try it again. Methinks we would see some cigarette factories blossom in Mexico, run by drug cartels, running another kind of weed over the border.
    Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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  9. DougM8/15/10, 3:33 PM

    This isn't a cigar, officer, it's a penis substitute.
    Oh, okay then. Move along.

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  10. Rodger the Real King of France8/15/10, 7:27 PM

    Ha - same thing what MoSup hurled at me when I lit up a 'stogie. Now she's trying to get me to shave by claiming that I'm trying to impersonate a "Man-trap"(ahem) with the beard.

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