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Friday, September 24, 2010

A chunk of Swiss

Boned Jello

8¾ inches and 2 pounds of Swiss
87 implements/141 functions
$1400 USD


I guess the Swiss Army Knife is a contest now?  I can see no utility in this thing; like trimming your toe nails with hedge clippers. Still, there was a time when I would just have to own one; I miss coveting stuff.

13 comments:

  1. I've got a small size one with an 8 gb flash drive in it that has my medical records. I carry it with me everywhere.

    Thomas M.

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  2. That's not knife - it's a joke.

    Butch

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  3. Gonna need a bigger pocket.

    --mech

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  4. For crap sakes, put it in your FRONT pocket and not your back pocket.

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  5. MacGyver has one.

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  6. Nice Speculum Rodge

    thoR~
    III

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  7. What, no 1911 take-down tool?

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  8. what? Only pussies use the take down tool. :))

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  9. It comes in a tool box with rollers, right?
    Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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  10. Can you say "Utterly useless?"

    I knew you could.

    Gerry N.

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  11. Kinda takes the "pocket" out of "pocketknife", now doesn't it?

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  12. I think there's a free downloadable app for identifying which slot has which tool.
    Heck the .pdf of the user's manual is forty pages, thirty-five of which are safety warnings.

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