scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Someone told me about a door opener you pull with your foot, that makes more sense then this contraption.
Next time you are in a bar and enjoying some of the peanuts or popcorn on the bar think about all the guys that didn't wash their hands after taking a piss. They probably reached into that same bowl of snacks.
I used to have a boss that would do a #2 and NEVER washed his hands. He would put pick his way through the doughnuts at the coffee machine. Afterward, nobody would touch the doughnuts. He got to eat them all.
Out of all the douchebags I have had to work for, he was the worst (for plenty of other reasons than the one above).
So, I and most everyone else gonna open that door with our hand. And you (well, not you, but someone who doesn't read C&S) come along, and do the wrist thing. And all the bacteria and viruses now reside there. Whaddya do next, a full surgical scrub on the way out? Maroon.
Was stopped at a red light in San Antonio TX the other day, there was a truck advertising the "Sanitary Tortilla Co." Immediate reaction was "Do you eat those with a sanitary napkin?"
Libtards are all betas. Incapable of masculine thought.
ReplyDeleteTong
Look like a broken wrist just waiting to happen.
ReplyDeleteThat goes well with the dog butt cover I sent you.
ReplyDeleteTim
Exactly what I was thinking Chuck.
ReplyDeleteThe owner of that establishment might as well go ahead and get his sign and place it on his back.
"Sue me hard!"
Someone told me about a door opener you pull with your foot, that makes more sense then this contraption.
ReplyDeleteNext time you are in a bar and enjoying some of the peanuts or popcorn on the bar think about all the guys that didn't wash their hands after taking a piss. They probably reached into that same bowl of snacks.
I like it.
ReplyDeleteJust wrap your arm in a napkin, and off you go.
I learned a looong time ago...
ReplyDeletedon't piss on your hands.
BTW, I don't eat snacks at a bar.
arno
I used to have a boss that would do a #2 and NEVER washed his hands. He would put pick his way through the doughnuts at the coffee machine. Afterward, nobody would touch the doughnuts. He got to eat them all.
ReplyDeleteOut of all the douchebags I have had to work for, he was the worst (for plenty of other reasons than the one above).
By the way....what IS a sanitary door?
ReplyDeleteSo, I and most everyone else gonna open that door with our hand. And you (well, not you, but someone who doesn't read C&S) come along, and do the wrist thing. And all the bacteria and viruses now reside there. Whaddya do next, a full surgical scrub on the way out? Maroon.
ReplyDeleteI've always liked bathroom doors that swing out because I ALWAYS use my foot to open them on the way out...after washing my hands.
ReplyDeletephaatbastard
Was stopped at a red light in San Antonio TX the other day, there was a truck advertising the "Sanitary Tortilla Co."
ReplyDeleteImmediate reaction was "Do you eat those with a sanitary napkin?"