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Sunday, October 03, 2010

Doing Paris

6 Things Paris Hilton Would Be
 Doing If She Wasn’t An Heiress


Boned Jello

All this is fun, but she'd prolly be a model who does scandalous things, uses drugs,  and travels with rich people. Or, a dental hygienist.

3 comments:

  1. One can only imagine the periodontal diseases you could be exposed to...

    Such as: coccriu

    TDB

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  2. And all 6 things involve one sordid episode of Cathouse on HBO.

    OK, how about an UNUSUALLY sordid episode.....

    H

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  3. 7. Wearing drawers when getting out of car.

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