scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Since learning of Adolph Hitler's fondness for apple strudel, a clamor from the citizenry has arisen, leading to the planned removal of all apple trees from Israel and the confiscation of all hidden caches of phyllo dough. Apple Danish still approved.
Phyllo dough restrictions may be lifted due to the popularity of baklava, a middle eastern favorite.
You know what else Hitler liked? Sports, automobiles, pretty women, and beer.
Another thing: The swastika has been around for thousands of years. The Nazis ran Germany for about twelve. When does the poor swastika get freed from Nazi taint?
Since learning of Adolph Hitler's fondness for apple strudel, a clamor from the citizenry has arisen, leading to the planned removal of all apple trees from Israel and the confiscation of all hidden caches of phyllo dough.
ReplyDeleteApple Danish still approved.
Phyllo dough restrictions may be lifted due to the popularity of baklava, a middle eastern favorite.
You know what else Hitler liked? Sports, automobiles, pretty women, and beer.
ReplyDeleteAnother thing: The swastika has been around for thousands of years. The Nazis ran Germany for about twelve. When does the poor swastika get freed from Nazi taint?
Hitler was a vegetarian and a dog lover. I am willing to eat a dog to prove I am not a National Socialist!
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pretty "women"?
ReplyDeleteNO.